We were halfway through the second jug of margaritas when my best friend said of me: she’s a complete nut job. I can’t remember why

Dammit…I should have married that guy who proposed in class that one time…
We were halfway through the second jug of margaritas when my best friend said of me: she’s a complete nut job. I can’t remember why
When I was little my mom comforted my concerns about my love of candy by saying that I’ll grow out of it eventually. I was