I prefer to say I’m single by choice. But I think we all know that is just a tiny bucket of manure. I’m single because
Two nights ago I was lying in bed, reading. Local author, easy story, nothing that’ll blow up your skirt. About an hour into my tale,
The last time someone asked me to be their Valentine was around the time the French sent the Americans a big ass statue. It’s been
We’ve established I’m useless in matters of l’amour, so – apart from the steady decline brought to us by Father Time,Gravity and doughnuts – I’ve
Demi Moore’s character said it best, didn’t she? If you want something badly, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours forever.
Back when I worked in a state morgue in one of the most dangerous places on earth, people used to ask me if I felt