We were halfway through the second jug of margaritas when my best friend said of me: she’s a complete nut job. I can’t remember why
DEATH BY WORK
I was not raised to fear hard work. I come from a long line of workaholics. Admittedly we don’t necessarily work smart, but we’re thorough
SUCH A THING AS TRUE LOVE
I prefer to say I’m single by choice. But I think we all know that is just a tiny bucket of manure. I’m single because
CONTRACEPTIVE DAYS…
I consider myself a dedicated employee, but honestly, the only reason I manage to wake up at the same early time every morning is because
HOW CLOSE IS TOO CLOSE?
Prepare to judge me because I’m being ridiculous. Every couple of years my place of work provides us with new computers. Nothing knicker-dropping-fancy, but good
MARRIED MEN
I’m no clairvoyant but I can tell I’m going to punch a wife in the face one day. I’m sincerely not into violence, but there
